Pub Sukhleen

Ki ne connait pas Sukhleeen ?? La compagnie qui ramasse les poubelles au Liban !!! Cet été la sukhleen a completement disparu parce que tout les sri lankais ... ont été rapatrié mdr !!!
Cet pub est un bon exemple de ce que font les libanais mais aussi les francais !!
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# Posté le vendredi 23 mars 2007 16:56

100 Reasons why we support 14th of march

100 Reasons why we support 14th of march
En ce jour de 14 mars :
Here are the 100 reasons why we support 14th of march

1) We liberated Lebanon from the Syrian occupation without burning one tire
2) Streeda Ja3ja3
3) We never drove Lebanon to war
4) Down Town Beirut (before occupation)
5) We believe in deodorant
6) We wear Prada, Gucci and Dolce and Gabbana
7) Our ladies don't grow moustaches
8) We love life
9) Fouad Siniora, our free PM
10) We want to build 3 houses and not rebuild the same house 3 times
11) Our capital is Beirut (not Damascus or Tehran)
12) We believe in blue red and white
13) Orange causes ulcers
14) Our leaders don't sweat on t.v.
15) Samir Ja3ja3 is sarcastic and funny
16) Our leaders don't suffer from recurrent nervous break-downs on t.v.
17) We like Halls, Chicklets ...not ka3k !
18) Our children>watch Disney channel not Manar al Saghir
19) We don't live in tents
20) Nayla Moua3awwad is funny when she gets mad
21) We speak Arabic,French and English not Farsi
22) We call straws "straws" not "mashfata"
23) Verdun (not 7arit 7rek)
24) Pain d'or (not cremino)
25) Star academy (not Shaheed Academy)
26) Project Fashion (not Wa3ed al Sadek)
27) We smile
28) We shower on a daily basis
29) Ali Hamade (not Imad Mrammal)
30) We work out with dumbells not with Zilzel or Ra3ed
31) Elissa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
32) Noura Joumblat not Randa Berri
33) Talal Irslan is gay (For God's sake he shaves his legs!)
34) Wi2am Wahhab is not a member (thank God)
35) We shake hands with Jaques Chirac not Ahmadi Nijad
36) We do not worship our leaders
37) We are not ungrateful to those who gave us shelter in july war...
38) We watch Future, LBC and Al-Arabiya
39) Our>leaders don't say "khara" on t.v. (Michel Aoun) !!!
40) Ghinwa Jalloul is cute
41) Our leaders live in palaces not underground
42) We're not big fans of "ka3ek" (we'd rather eat Donuts)
43) Majida al Roumi not Julia Boutross
44) Elie Sa3eb not "Tchador Store"
45) AUH not "al Rasoul al 2a3zam Hospital"
46) We protest decently with flags (not sticks)
47) We don't die by thousands then claim an "intisar"
48) Ma min 3alli2 3a khat il kahraba
49) We don't have American passports then say "death to Amreeca"
50) We know how to shave our beards
51) Saad Hariri is Rafic Hariri's son
52) Rafic Hariri (God bless his soul)
53) Al Mou3allim Walid not Walid el Mou3allim
54) Our women don't go to filthy Costa Brava
55) Phoenicia not Golden Blaza!
56) We go on dates not on 3amaliyye inti7ariye
57) We don't have trouble spelling "R"
58) 1559,>1701
59) Lycee, college, I.C. not "Thanawiyyat al Zahra2"
60) We do not celebrate death for 1500 years in a row
61) We use fireworks not gun shots
62) "F.R.I.E.N.D.S" not "Jamil wa Hana2"
63) We don't follow Bashar el 7mar
64) Our men shake hands with women
65) Our men don't wear "khatem ja3far"
67) Rafic Hariri tought 35,000 students, Hassan Nasrallah has 35,000 >rockets!
68) We don't sing "3aytaaaaa" and "khasrak haz il dini"
69) We know that Qatar has political ties with Israel
70) We do not have ambitions to liberate Golan from Lebanon
71) Fate7 not Hamas
72) Condoleezza Rice is hot, Larigani is not ( hum hum un peu abusé lol )
73) Tourism not terrorism
74) We want 1,000,000 seyi7 not 1,000,000 nezi7
75) May Chidiac not Kawthar Mousawi Noun
76) We do not decorate our streets and roads with pictures of dead scary >foreign religious leaders>(Khoumayni)
77) Democracy not Tyranny
78) We don't rally to thank Syria
79) We do not beat up electricity bills-collectors
80) Unleaded 98 octanes not mazout
81) We plant trees not cut them to block roads
82) Our regions didn't get bombed in the July war that Hassan brought upon us
83) Biel not "al Mourabba3 al Amni"
84) ni7na kteer cool ( La Youmal )
85) Badna nifham, ma badna 7adan yifham 3anna
86) We eat "ghanam"
87) Shou 3amil il layle: "rayi7 it3asha not 2o7ro2 douleb"
88) We believe in freedom of speech
89) We are allowed to wear ties
90) We don't use terms like "fida il sormeye" on a daily basis
91) 2 children are enough in one family (no need for the dazzine)
92) We're not hypnotized nor brain-washed
93) We have hundreds of detainees in syria but we don't destroy Lebanon for their sake!!!!!
94) We like to drink tea with neighbours
95) Our flags don't show weapons
96) Nasib Lahoud not emile lahoud
97) Ouza3i smells like shit
98) Our cameras don't zoom in
99) Faja2nakon mou?
100) finally because we love Lebanon...
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# Posté le mercredi 14 mars 2007 17:25

Modifié le vendredi 16 mars 2007 18:04

FRIENDS VS LEBANESE FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for food
LEBANESE FRIENDS: Always bring the food

FRIENDS: Will say "hello."
LEBANESE FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss!!

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
LEBANESE FRIENDS: Call your parents Uncle/Dad and Aunt / Mum

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry
LEBANESE FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave
LEBANESE FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together


FRIENDS: know a few things about you
LEBANESE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you:) !!

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
LEBANESE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you!!

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door
LEBANESE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm>home!":d

FRIENDS: Are for a while
LEBANESE FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will ignore this
LEBANESE FRIENDS: Will forward this.
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# Posté le samedi 10 mars 2007 19:35

Modifié le dimanche 11 mars 2007 07:31

Fares Karam

Fares Karam , qui l'a oublié ? QUi a oublié Ltannoura, Shefta, We3dni, Em wladi, Be3od mendoun chams w may, Em wladi...
Qu'on lentende a un anniv, mariage, fete ... on commence direct à danser !!!
Bon la il est en train de chanter avec Carlo ( le libanais ) a la star ac !
Enjoy It
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# Posté le vendredi 09 mars 2007 16:04

Elissa & Wael

Elissa & Wael
Mes deux best !!!
Les autre sont aussi bien mais eux c mes best , dabord que dire de elissa , de bastanak , kermalak , law ta3rafou , Tlob Wetmana, Zamby ana , Ta3a dans son nouvel album sans parler des anciens albums avec Betghib betrou7 (feet ragheb alama :), ayshalak, Lebanese nights (feet Chris de burgh ) , kol youm fi 3omry, ba3da.....
Et wael quon ecoute depuis tout(e) petit(e) avec tout une serie de magnifiques chansons comme Sa2alouni , Shou ra2yek, tabki touyour, arably, Jan el hawa, Khedny leyk, alby meshta2, Omry kelo, Kaif bade sam7o, 3ash2an, Bhebak ana ktir , bel gharam , da7ekni bakini ( nest ce pas sousou ) , hobak 3azab...

Pictures from elie company ;-) :)
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# Posté le dimanche 25 février 2007 17:47

Modifié le samedi 17 mars 2007 10:28